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My life ~ part 5

You feel bored. And you're still tweeting. You never study, you are not smart.

Me: wth

You tweeting, tweeting, and tweeting. And you bored.

SUDDENLY, someone calling you to your mobile.

Me: halo?
not your momma: GO TO SMANDAK, NAW, NO COMMENTS, COME HERE IN 3 SECONDS!!
Me: *change clothes, use shoes, asking bro for take to the school in 30 minutes*
your momma: YOU LATE AGAIN, YOU'RE GONNA PAY *whacking*
Me: *whacked*
your angry momma: COME HERE YOU NAUGHTY GIRL, YOU NEVER GOING TO SMART

You feel depressed that you are not smart. How pity.

Me: -_-

your angry momma: SIT HERE, BE A NICE GIRL AND DON'T GO ANYWHERE

You sit on the chair that your mother asked to.

5 minutes later, the queue going forward.

your momma: Go forward
Me: But you told me not to go anywhere...
your angry momma: GO FORWARD

Then you go forward as you mother asked.

30 minutes later, you're in the administration place. Then you change place with your mother.

...

Miss Administration: Miss, you write the wrong scores, they're even smaller than the original
Me: (whut)
your bad momma: Oh, my bad.

...

Miss Administration: Too many wrongs, please fill them again in the new form

Then you feel so ashamed that your mother DARE to reduce your scores. You're not accept that in your deepest heart.

Waiting your mother re-filling the scores, you talking with your friend.

Me: Hey there. You know what? MY MOTHER IS BAD
your friend: Is THAT bad?
Me: Yeah, THAT bad.
your friend: how BAD is it?
Me: BAD as the EXAMS

You being random.

your secret boyfriend momma: Hana, is time to go home
Me: okay, I'm going home. Too BAD our conversation isn't done yet.
your friend: It's okay, as long you are not BAD as your mother
Me: thank you

You talking about your mother's BAD. You're gonna be PUNISHED.

Me: *back to my friend* Okay that's all just a lie, take it as a joke okay? Bye.

Now you walking to your car.

your secret boyfriend momma: Hey, your scores are BAD.
Me: 8(
your momma: you gonna take lessons from miss Herman! Every morning, you must go to her home to study! YOU NEVER SERIOUS
Me: D8

You very shocked to hear that. Well that's right though, you never serious in studying.

In your car with your bro.

You arrived at your friend's home.

your secret boyfriend momma: from tomorrow, you must go to my home for studying okay!? It's okay, 'he' is not in home every morning *chuckle*

You having a bad feelings.

Then you arrived at your home.

your momma: GO TO STUDY, NAW

You go back to your room. You thinking... and thinking.

your momma: HANA, I'm going out. YOU, STUDY.

Your mother left. You still thinking. And you realized, that you are BAD

Me: NOT THAT ORZ

You realize, then you closing the Mozilla Firefox, sign as busy in your YM. And turn off your monitor.

beep beep beep blablabla beep beep beep

You feel uneasy with that annoying voice. You turn on the monitor, then you look the YM chat screen filled with crazy audibles.

Me: SHUT UP, OR I'LL BURN YOU TO DEATH
your annoying cyber friend: NO I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T ;;A;;
Me: *turn off the speaker and monitor*

...you feel so unpleasant without musics. But you got an idea! Use your mobile and earphones to listen music from it. Set the cool musics that can make you feel energetic!

Me: *setting playlist and musics*

And you're done! You can studying with hearing your favorites musics.

...It's already one hour.

Your academic has increased!

You got a message. It's from your mother.

Mess. : STUDY
Me: *reply* I AM STUDYING, IF YOU'RE NOT BELIEVE THEN GO IN MY ROOM AND LOOK ME STUDYING.

...

Then you sending a message again.

Me: MOM I DON'T WANNA STUDY WITH THAT MISS ARROGANT PLEASE I BEG YOU TO DEATH ;;A;; *cries*
your momma: Why? 'He's' not in home when morning. Oh yeah, there's a packet from Lea. Please you accept it.
Me: WHY YOU THINKING IN THAT WAY ;3; Oh okay, if I'm not forget *plak*
your momma: Wait in the TV room
Me: I don't wanna .___. *keep studying so you're not gonna forcing me to 'his' home* okay, I'll wait as I'm reading the study book
your momma: Okay. DON'T TURN ON THE TV
Me: *already turn on the TV*... oh man *turn off the TV again*

You keep reading and doing the lesson. Your academic has increased!

The packet arrived.

Sender: Okay I'm from Lea and your mother just tell me that you're gonna accept the packet.
Me: Ooo... kay?
Sender: Then just sign it here, here, here, here, here, and here.
Me: *signing all the damn prove or whatever it is paper*
Sender: Okay thank you very much. By the way, your signature is BAD
Me: 8(
Sender: Okay that just a joke. Can I go to the toilet? I want to pee.

Then you show the sender of the packet the toilet.

5 minutes later.

Sender: THAT was GOOD! Okay thanks kid, see ya later!
Me: Bye, and your welcome.

You just accept the packet politely. Your attitude has increased!

Then you tell your mother that you already accept the packet from before.

Your mother replies,

your GOOD momma: Thank you so much my GOOD girl, you did very well.

You feel flattered that finally your mother say that you are a GOOD person.

Me: 8D

Then you continuing study.

TO BE CONTINUED

My Life ~ part 4

Lanjut!

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You woke up. And you were dreaming about you, Al and Vai swimming together.

Me: wtf

Now what will you do?

[Pray]
Study
Browsing

You decided to pray, and hoping that you will pass the test from 2KS SHS.

...you're not serious, you won't pass.

Me: OKAY OKAY

...you pray seriously. Your attitude has increased!

Me: whut

Then you almost forgot about your cat. Your cat gonna dead!!

Me: *run towards the cat's cage*

He's fine, he won't dead

Me: what the...

You look at your cat's eye. You're hypnotized by your own cat.

Me: No I am not = ='

Then you give him hamburger, beer and took his crap

Me: *faint*

Your cat is satisfied. Your cat is being a punk. You give him a wrong treatment.

Me: NO I DON'T ;;A;;

You decided to go back to your room. What will you do now?

Study
Study
Study
[Sleep]

YOU'RE DOOMED

[Study]
[Study]
[Study]
Sleep

Good. You decided to study math and physics, your weakest subject ever.

Me: *just doing one question*

Your academic has not increased!

Me: .____.

You open Mozilla Firefox, log in to YM, Twitter, Facebook, deviantART. And you tell your friends about your dream

Me: Imma gotta dream somthin' weird, yo. Al and Vai using a bikini, and they're hot stud

Done with your stories, and you found something called Tumblr. You create an account, and playing with it.

Me: *typing* Hello there I'm new here so don't be so mean to me because I'm too cute to be mad to you all

You posted about random things, and there's nothing to do left. So what will you do?

Study
[Study]
Study

You decided to study.

Me: ...*tweeting*

Your academic has decreased!

Me: NO OKAY OKAY I'M SERIOUS

But suddenly you found your mother with a mad face.

Your momma: asdfghjkl;;
Me: ?
Your momma: WHERE'S THE DAMN TIPEK(??) !!?
Me: I dunno
Your momma: SEARCH IT YOU STUPID

You are stupid. You decided to search it, including toilet.

Me: -____-''

You can't find it anywhere, you decided to give up. Then you return to your person.

Your momma: *tipek(??)ing*
Me: That's a tipek
Your momma: Yeah, I just found it here

You feel that you being fooled. You fool.

Me: = ='

Your momma: here, sign it here and fill in the blank. IN 5 SECONDS
Me: *fill in the blank in 5 minutes*
Your momma: you're LATE. Okay give it to me. INDRAAAA COME TO YOUR MAMA
Your bro: Whut?
Your momma: come with me to SMANDAK
Your bro: okay

You seeing that your mother is exhausted. HANA YOU'RE MUST STUDY, NOW

Me: *go back to the room and open college book*

Not college, BUT SHS

Me: *open SHS study book*

Okay. If you're serious, you will get a tablet!

Me: 8D *big grins*

You studied in 10 minutes...

Me: *one question done, back tweeting*

your academic has decreased tremendously!

Me: STOP BOSSING ME, YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS!! D8<

TO BE CONTINUED

My life ~ part 3

Maaf ya udah lama gak ngelanjutin (__)'' *plak* oke ayok lanjut! xD

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...you waiting your mother, receiving your exams result. You feel so scared that you will not get the best score.

What will you do now?

Study
Watch TV
Play internet
[Pray]
Sleep

you decided to pray for your exams result's sake.

...you're so impatient, curious about your result. You decided to ask your mother by sending a message.

gue: Ma, aku lulus gak?
Mama: Alhamdulillah lulus
Gue: Nemnya berapa?
Mama: 30,20

!!

You shocked when you read that last message send by your mother. Hana, you're so sucks! (lolwhut)

You failed. You will never get a laptop tablet for your life.

Me: NOOOOOOO!!! ;;;A;;;

But guess what?

If you passed the test from 2KS SHS, you will get that precious thing for sure!

Me: O rly? YAAAAAAAAYYY

But if you're not study, YOU'RE DEAD

Me: .____.

So now, what will you do?

Study
Study
Study

Me: o___o

If you're not choosing, YOUR MOTHER GONNA KILL YOU

[Study]
Study
Study

You decided to study...

Me: ...*tweeting*

Okay you'll never get a tablet.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TO BE CONTINUED

I dunno what the title

Ooookay, gue udah lulus sih udah lulus, tapi... GUE NEM-NYA KECIL ORZ ORZ ORZ AAAAAA GUE MAU MASUK SMA MANAAA ;;A;; sedihnya gue... semoga aja Allah akan memberikan yang terbaik untukku, AMIN.

...well sejujurnya... gue waktu UN itu... gapernah belajar *plakgubrakbruaghmeong* makanya dapet kecil otl. Padahal gue tuh waktu SD pinter, nilainya gede". Eh sekarang malah nurun orz. Well I can't blame myself for being too lazy... kebawa ama temen" sih -,- gue bego yah *ngaku?*

Nah lain cerita, gue lagi buat fiction nih ama Al uuooooo kalo mau baca di blog gue yang satunya lagi yak, yang Another Story xD bahasa Inggris :3 Tapi baru chapter 1, chapter 2 lagi dalam proses translate 8) selain disini, gue submit ceritanya di FB ama PLI :9 nyem, udah dulu yak, abis buka. Mau solat. Bahbeeeey~~