Me: wth
You tweeting, tweeting, and tweeting. And you bored.
SUDDENLY, someone calling you to your mobile.
Me: halo?
Me: *change clothes, use shoes, asking bro for take to the school in 30 minutes*
your momma: YOU LATE AGAIN, YOU'RE GONNA PAY *whacking*
Me: *whacked*
your angry momma: COME HERE YOU NAUGHTY GIRL, YOU NEVER GOING TO SMART
You feel depressed that you are not smart. How pity.
Me: -_-
your angry momma: SIT HERE, BE A NICE GIRL AND DON'T GO ANYWHERE
You sit on the chair that your mother asked to.
5 minutes later, the queue going forward.
your momma: Go forward
Me: But you told me not to go anywhere...
your angry momma: GO FORWARD
Then you go forward as you mother asked.
30 minutes later, you're in the administration place. Then you change place with your mother.
...
Miss Administration: Miss, you write the wrong scores, they're even smaller than the original
Me: (whut)
your bad momma: Oh, my bad.
...
Miss Administration: Too many wrongs, please fill them again in the new form
Then you feel so ashamed that your mother DARE to reduce your scores. You're not accept that in your deepest heart.
Waiting your mother re-filling the scores, you talking with your friend.
Me: Hey there. You know what? MY MOTHER IS BAD
your friend: Is THAT bad?
Me: Yeah, THAT bad.
your friend: how BAD is it?
Me: BAD as the EXAMS
You being random.
your
Me: okay, I'm going home. Too BAD our conversation isn't done yet.
your friend: It's okay, as long you are not BAD as your mother
Me: thank you
You talking about your mother's BAD. You're gonna be PUNISHED.
Me: *back to my friend* Okay that's all just a lie, take it as a joke okay? Bye.
Now you walking to your car.
your
Me: 8(
your momma: you gonna take lessons from miss Herman! Every morning, you must go to her home to study! YOU NEVER SERIOUS
Me: D8
You very shocked to hear that. Well that's right though, you never serious in studying.
In your car with your bro.
You arrived at your friend's home.
your
You having a bad feelings.
Then you arrived at your home.
your momma: GO TO STUDY, NAW
You go back to your room. You thinking... and thinking.
your momma: HANA, I'm going out. YOU, STUDY.
Your mother left. You still thinking. And you realized, that you are BAD
Me: NOT THAT ORZ
You realize, then you closing the Mozilla Firefox, sign as busy in your YM. And turn off your monitor.
beep beep beep blablabla beep beep beep
You feel uneasy with that annoying voice. You turn on the monitor, then you look the YM chat screen filled with crazy audibles.
Me: SHUT UP, OR I'LL BURN YOU TO DEATH
your annoying cyber friend: NO I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T ;;A;;
Me: *turn off the speaker and monitor*
...you feel so unpleasant without musics. But you got an idea! Use your mobile and earphones to listen music from it. Set the cool musics that can make you feel energetic!
Me: *setting playlist and musics*
And you're done! You can studying with hearing your favorites musics.
...It's already one hour.
Your academic has increased!
You got a message. It's from your mother.
Mess. : STUDY
Me: *reply* I AM STUDYING, IF YOU'RE NOT BELIEVE THEN GO IN MY ROOM AND LOOK ME STUDYING.
...
Then you sending a message again.
Me: MOM I DON'T WANNA STUDY WITH THAT MISS ARROGANT PLEASE I BEG YOU TO DEATH ;;A;; *cries*
your momma: Why? 'He's' not in home when morning. Oh yeah, there's a packet from Lea. Please you accept it.
Me: WHY YOU THINKING IN THAT WAY ;3; Oh okay, if I'm not forget *plak*
your momma: Wait in the TV room
Me: I don't wanna .___. *keep studying so you're not gonna forcing me to 'his' home* okay, I'll wait as I'm reading the study book
your momma: Okay. DON'T TURN ON THE TV
Me: *already turn on the TV*... oh man *turn off the TV again*
You keep reading and doing the lesson. Your academic has increased!
The packet arrived.
Sender: Okay I'm from Lea and your mother just tell me that you're gonna accept the packet.
Me: Ooo... kay?
Sender: Then just sign it here, here, here, here, here, and here.
Me: *signing all the damn prove or whatever it is paper*
Sender: Okay thank you very much. By the way, your signature is BAD
Me: 8(
Sender: Okay that just a joke. Can I go to the toilet? I want to pee.
Then you show the sender of the packet the toilet.
5 minutes later.
Sender: THAT was GOOD! Okay thanks kid, see ya later!
Me: Bye, and your welcome.
You just accept the packet politely. Your attitude has increased!
Then you tell your mother that you already accept the packet from before.
Your mother replies,
your GOOD momma: Thank you so much my GOOD girl, you did very well.
You feel flattered that finally your mother say that you are a GOOD person.
Me: 8D
Then you continuing study.
TO BE CONTINUED
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