Lanjut!
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You woke up. And you were dreaming about you, Al and Vai swimming together.
Me: wtf
Now what will you do?
[Pray]
Study
Browsing
You decided to pray, and hoping that you will pass the test from 2KS SHS.
...you're not serious, you won't pass.
Me: OKAY OKAY
...you pray seriously. Your attitude has increased!
Me: whut
Then you almost forgot about your cat. Your cat gonna dead!!
Me: *run towards the cat's cage*
He's fine, he won't dead
Me: what the...
You look at your cat's eye. You're hypnotized by your own cat.
Me: No I am not = ='
Then you give him hamburger, beer and took his crap
Me: *faint*
Your cat is satisfied. Your cat is being a punk. You give him a wrong treatment.
Me: NO I DON'T ;;A;;
You decided to go back to your room. What will you do now?
Study
Study
Study
[Sleep]
YOU'RE DOOMED
[Study]
[Study]
[Study]
Sleep
Good. You decided to study math and physics, your weakest subject ever.
Me: *just doing one question*
Your academic has not increased!
Me: .____.
You open Mozilla Firefox, log in to YM, Twitter, Facebook, deviantART. And you tell your friends about your dream
Me: Imma gotta dream somthin' weird, yo. Al and Vai using a bikini, and they're hot stud
Done with your stories, and you found something called Tumblr. You create an account, and playing with it.
Me: *typing* Hello there I'm new here so don't be so mean to me because I'm too cute to be mad to you all
You posted about random things, and there's nothing to do left. So what will you do?
Study
[Study]
Study
You decided to study.
Me: ...*tweeting*
Your academic has decreased!
Me: NO OKAY OKAY I'M SERIOUS
But suddenly you found your mother with a mad face.
Your momma: asdfghjkl;;
Me: ?
Your momma: WHERE'S THE DAMN TIPEK(??) !!?
Me: I dunno
Your momma: SEARCH IT YOU STUPID
You are stupid. You decided to search it, including toilet.
Me: -____-''
You can't find it anywhere, you decided to give up. Then you return to your person.
Your momma: *tipek(??)ing*
Me: That's a tipek
Your momma: Yeah, I just found it here
You feel that you being fooled. You fool.
Me: = ='
Your momma: here, sign it here and fill in the blank. IN 5 SECONDS
Me: *fill in the blank in 5 minutes*
Your momma: you're LATE. Okay give it to me. INDRAAAA COME TO YOUR MAMA
Your bro: Whut?
Your momma: come with me to SMANDAK
Your bro: okay
You seeing that your mother is exhausted. HANA YOU'RE MUST STUDY, NOW
Me: *go back to the room and open college book*
Not college, BUT SHS
Me: *open SHS study book*
Okay. If you're serious, you will get a tablet!
Me: 8D *big grins*
You studied in 10 minutes...
Me: *one question done, back tweeting*
your academic has decreased tremendously!
Me: STOP BOSSING ME, YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS!! D8<
TO BE CONTINUED
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